Kenya: The 2019 Manuscript Is Out, and It’s Hilarious


The year 2019 is a few hours away and people online have been giving their wish lists on how they would want to be handled throughout the year.

From what to do if a person doesn’t pick your two missed calls to hacking which side of the matatu will be worst hit by the sun during long drives, here is a list of how people want to hack 2019:

1. If a person doesn’t pick you call right away…

In 2019 if someone doesn’t pick your call do not call another 5-10 times continuously. It freaks people out.

Drop a text.

– Tugen Girl (@tugengirl) December 28, 2018

2. Side ya matatu

In 2019 I’m learning ‘side ya jua’ in the matatu because I’m tired of my terrible choices.

– Kerubo ❤️ (@slyrie) December 28, 2018

3. There’s a limit to love

In 2019, please remember, A human being can only love you to the capacity they love themselves.

– Baby Wĩtũ (@karigoh) December 28, 2018

4. Post your boyfriends and avoid blushes

Ladies!! Come 2019

If you’re in A relationship, post your boyfriend let us know him

DON’T HIDE HIM BECAUSE OF 5K AND SUB ? pic.twitter.com/JtuQSXFVSe

– ⓐNÐRⓞ ɛし ﻝǸr (@AndroElJnr) December 28, 2018

5. Use the window if the door doesn’t open

In 2019 if doors don’t open, we’re using windows. Enjoy your Friday loves???

– MissVee ?? (@that_chic_vee_) December 28, 2018

6. And about unsupportive friends and family

there’s NO ROOM for unsupportive friends/family in 2019. Period

– brownsuga (@marie_brownsuga) December 28, 2018

7. Too old to be dumped

When you date me in 2019 there’s no dumping me I’m too old for that, if your love is over we’ll use mine. I’ll hotspot you…

– ? (@Ms_Matei) December 28, 2018



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